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god i fucking hate all the posts that are like “pansexuals and asexuals make the best friends because pans flirt with everyone and aces help keep them in check” like wow those are such disgusting stereotypes please get them away from me. not all pansexuals are all incredibly flirty people who dont know how to keep it in their pants, and not all asexuals are frigid prudes who are devoid of pick-up lines.

Reblog and see if you get a color.

PURPLE:  We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
FUCHSIA:  I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.
GREY:  You leave me with jumbled words.
RED:  I'm in love with you.
PINK:  I have a crush on you.
TURQUOISE:  You're hot.
CHARTREUSE:  I sincerely wish you would notice me.
TEAL:  We have quite a lot in common.
BLUE:  You are my Tumblr crush.
ORANGE:  I dislike your page.
GREEN:  I find you cute.
BLACK:  I would date you.
BROWN:  I dislike you

guys:  uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
guys:  ew fat chicks
guys:  why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying
guys:  ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol
guys:  why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
guys:  oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?
guys:  haha girls suck at math/science/sports
guys:  a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that shits not gonna get you a husband
guys:  why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it
guys:  oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how fucking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?


when someone eats food you were saving



awww I love getting cute goodnight texts from no one

"Don’t compare your Chapter 1 to someone else’s Chapter 20."
Anonymous: How many books must a man buy a girl before they may date and live happily ever after?



Got it? Good. 

Yup. Exactly this many.

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